You awake to find yourself in a dark room. John Robertson, dressed in a fashion reminiscent of a kinky barbarian, yells at you in a booming voice, not unlike that of Scar from The Lion King, inviting you to choose one of four options displayed on a screen before you. Your decision will decide your … Continue reading “This flamboyant potato!” | The Dark Room is the single greatest live text-based adventure game comedy show you’ll ever see